Stop saying that, Withnail! If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. The only people he converses with are his clients and occasionally the police. 2023. You been away? [holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. I'm not going to understudy anybody. Withnail: Please, let's go. Danny: Stop saying that! Waitress: Withnail: Withnail: Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness. Peter Marwood (I): Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer! Marwood: Marwood: Then they must be delighted with your career. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. You love him. [pulling back the lace curtain] Eggs and things. It is called a Camberwell Carrot. Danny: "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." All right, this is the plan. Be seated. Hare. Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon. 2010 Drama 24M views 2 years ago Uncle Monty - the end of an age ohheckforgotusername 157K views 11 years ago Withnail & I 30. Of course he's the fucking farmer! Withnail: In that case, "To a delightful weekend in the country.". Withnail: He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. No, his dog doesn't come up here. Danny: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of *dust*? This is a far superior drink to meths. Marwood: (Voice-over) I could hardly piss straight with fear. I hope you guys like our collection. Youre not in the same boat. Works the lake, but keep it under your hat, hm? Monty: is the clip Thanks! Politics, man. Street: the embalmer. Withnail: Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! [approaching the pub] hide. Ponce! Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. A coward you are, Withnail! Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! Danny: Danny: You're looking very beautiful, man. Withnail: (Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. [clearly drunk] Street: The Embalmer! Withnail: *Get-in-the-back-of-the-van*! Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. What a piece of work is a man! Withnail: Look at this; accident blackspot? It's society's crime, not ours. Sherry? These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! You mustn't blame him. [holding umbrella in rain] Withnail: What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. you little traitors. And the Coalman looks at him and says, "Do you think you look normal, Your Honour?" You're looking very beautiful, man. . I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. Withnail: I demand to have some booze!. How can I possibly know what we should do? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I mean look at us! Withnail: Oh, look at this little bastard. Honestly. Danny: Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Marwood: Dont vent your spleen on me. Marwood stands there, petrified, the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting, he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. It's like Greenland in here. But old now, old. ", Oh! Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! That is an unfortunate political decision. Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Get into countryside, rejuvenate. He doesn't have any friends. It used to give him bad tempers and act up said his wife. Withnail: As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary! London is a country coming down from its trip. Marwood: Withnail, you bastard, wake up. It's too hot so he drops it]. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. It takes away your appetite just looking at it. I recommend you smoke some more grass. For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author's best ideas. *Fork it*! Black puddings are no good to us. Marwood: Withnail: [ripping Withnail's tartan scarf off his neck] My heart's beating like a fucked clock! They are playing poker with bottle tops and a . No fridges, no televisions, no phones! So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Withnail: I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. What's it got to do with you? Sort of said it without thinking. Something's got to be done. Withnail: quotes duty call warfare modern war. [after a phone call with his agent] Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. You mustn't blame yourself. I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. It will pass. Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. The poets represented in the book include the Old Wykehamists John Crommelin-Brown, Lord Alfred Douglas, Robert Ensor, A. P. Herbert, George Huddesford, Lionel Johnson, William Lipscomb, Robert Seton-Watson, Thomas Adolphus Trollope . Dosed 'em. I can't. We're in danger, we've got to get out. I expect they're dead down the drain. Withnail and I is a comedy-drama film which got pretty popular. This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Withnail: How can we make it die? The purveyor of rare herbs and proscribed chemicals is back. Speed, is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane Time change. The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. Withnail: Stop saying that! Have you met Jake? They dont like me being on stage. Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Withnail: 'Scuse me. Must be 20,000 sheep up there on those volcanoes, we've got a plate full of carrots. Marwood: Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. 2023. Be seated. Withnail: Don't threaten me with a dead fish! Uncle Monty: Go with it. This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. No it doesn't. I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. He can eat his fucking radish. It's all your fault. [pointing an eel at him] withnail. Headhunter to his friends. If you have any question or suggestion then just comment below or contact us. Give in to it, boy. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. [spits onto the ground] Marwood: What should we do? Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. These aren't accidents! Monty: Withnail: You dont deserve such loyalty. Sherry? Withnail: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. Withnail: Reflecting these times. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? Here. Gi' me one in t' knee. Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. I'm in considerable danger here, I must get out of here at once. You're not leaving me in here alone. Withnail: "Withnail and I Quotes." How dare you call me inhumane! Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Cunt gave him two years. Withnail: Marwood: We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! Rubbish. [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! You lose, you gain Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. Well neither have I. These eels are for my pot. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader?! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Oh, of course you are. Dont be ridiculous. I had to come. Tea Shop Proprietor: Withnail: This is me, naked in a corner! This doll is extremely dangerous. We'll buy this place and have it knocked down! Danny: Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the f***ing farmer! Raymond Duck. [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. I do. That's a very good idea. Dealt with them? Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Withnail: - Monty: Youre going to finish the vegetables. Little tarts, they love it! Oh, you little traitors. Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. Withnail: Danny: If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? You have done something to your brain. Withnail: If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. This *is* the morning. That's worse than meths! The entire sink's gone rotten. Making enemies of our own futures. You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Headhunter to everyone. He gags and gasps]. Here is the clip. Marwood: I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! save. It'll pass. Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. Well, I don't know. These eels here are for his pot. A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. And how dare you tell him I love you?! I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. 1 likes. Jake: Im in the same boat. Marwood: There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! Then why's he wearing that old suit? The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . It can utilise up to 12 skins. [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. Hurry up, Mabs. As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. I really don't want you to. Monty: Here hare here. I'm in a park and I'm practically dead. Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. What's your name, MacFuck? A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. [during dinner] Marwood: If he comes into my room again, it's murder, and you'll be held responsible in law! Hello? Marwood: Here, I dont want it. You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. I'm good-looking. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. Withnail: Richard E. Grant Is Making Self-Isolation Fun With Classic 'Withnail www.bbcamerica.com. Withnail: Withnail: My wife is having a baby. Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken, a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick, Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon, Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window, looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes, he picks up the kettle on the stove. Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! I don't advise a haircut, man. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I can't take aspirins without a drink. I often wonder where Norman is now. Monty: Now, come along, Im going to teach you how to peel a potato., I must have some booze. The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progressively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about 12 o'clock. Talk:Withnail and I. Yes, you are! Little tarts, they love it! Then they must be delighted with your career. The fucking kettle's on fire! There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! Do you grow? He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! You lose, you gain. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! [after being threatened by Jake the poacher] [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. Tea Shop Proprietor: He doesn't have any friends. [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] If you can't find anything, bring in the shed. Marwood: You know what we should do? Withnail: I happen to be the proprietor. Eat some cake. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Marwood: We'll keep them here til they arrive. Danny: The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. Required fields are marked *. We want the finest wines available to humanity. He'd like a bit of pleading. Hello? Imagine the size of his balls. How you feel. Let him get his drugs out. Go with it. Find the exact In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. Withnail: Marwood: Monty: Best kill it quick before it tries to make friends with us. It's got to warm up. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. It features Paul Heller as producer, Lord David Dundas, and Rick Wentworth in charge of musical score, and Peter Hannan as head of cinematography. Be seated. If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you. Withnail: Weve gone on holiday by mistake. This is ridiculous. Mrs. Parkin: Marwood: My thumbs have gone weird! The only people he converses with are his clients, and occasionally the police. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: I assure you I'm not, officer. I feel unusual. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. We're coming back in here. Find your neutral space. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe. The carrot has mystery. Uncle Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. Who fucks arses? Marwood: "I f*** arses"? "It's gone. [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch] Withnail: [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] We mean no harm! "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" "I feel like a pig shat in my head." "Don't threaten me with a dead fish." "A coward you are, Withnail. Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Gold, Guns and God: Swami Bhaktipada and the West Virginia Hare . Withnail: It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less. extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky, seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. Withnail: Old suit?! Burnt! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Withnail And I. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Change down, man. Withnail: These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Withnail: Just run at it! If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at my expense, you got another thing coming. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. *You'll all suffer*! Withnail: I think we've been in here too long. move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. General: Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare. What goods the countryside? Withnail: Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Withnail: These aren't mine, they belong to him. Monty: He can eat his ****ing radish. You know what we should do? Withnail: I must be ill. Withnail: Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up. Danny: I dont advise a haircut, man. Jake: My brain's capsizing. Web. Marwood: I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons. Withnail: I've got a bastard behind the eyes. Marwood: Jesus Christ! This dreadful little Israelite. Maybe he f***s arses! Withnail: You mean we've come out here in the middle of f***ing nowhere without aspirins? Web. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. They are flat broke, so they move to the house of Withnail's uncle in the countryside. It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane. Withnail: Balls, I'll swallow it and run a mile! Didn't you hear? If your father was my father you wouldn't get it. Listen, I don't know what my f acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me. Withnail: You haven't got a chance! And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog. Keep back, keep back! We want them here and we want them now! Lets take a look at the following list and find out the best Withnail and I quotes. You want working on, boy. Withnail: Monty: Withnail: Sulking up the hill. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. 'S alright, 's alright, s'alright We're going, our car has arrived! Survey of rural types. That's what you say. When they take a holiday "by mistake" at the country house of Withnail's flamboyantly gay uncle, Monty, they encounter the unpleasant side of the .
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